Oh my God. I found it! Yes! Oh my God, yes, yes yes! *shuffle shuffle* Yes! I found it! Oh my God…. Wait, is it still on? Yeah… How long was it on…? Great. Sorry you had to hear me just express how excited I was, I swear I didn’t know it was on. I swear. Just gotta get the hell OUT OF HERE, and I’ll explain it all later, just as soon as I’m safe. *zzzzzzzip!* *chink* ALL RIGHT! Hey, whats… that… oh, WHAT?!?!?! HEY!!! SARA!!! GET OVER HERE!!! WHERE’S JOSH???… … …oh.

Josh is down, just gotta go get him. Sara’s dragging him right now, he’s got a broken leg and a concussion, so I guess I’ll pick up his legs… Hrrrrn… All right, let’s skedaddle. The ropes are over there, so let’s just  clip him in…

… … …

Hey, Alex?

Yeah?

What’s… what’s that sound? It sounds like… skittering.

Don’t pay attention to it… yeah. All right, I’ve got his cardi… cardiovent… HIS CHEST BUCKLES in. Could’ja kinda… hurry up with the legs…?

I… I’m trying as hard as I can… Got it! All right, just gotta send him up… Okay, now help me with my harness.

All right, this strap goes here, this one goes here…

Hey Alex? The noises… are getting closer… a lot closer.

Don’t worry about it! Hey, don’t look over there! Focus on this!

Alex, it’s glowing back there. And it’s getting brighter. Are you almost done with my harness?

Yeah, yeah, almost… There! Hey, what did I say? Don’t look back!

Alex, I don’t think you’ll make it. I can see these spider things crawling over here. They’re not too far away, either.

Yeah, yeah, I’ll hurry up. Just GET THE HELL UP THERE!!!

… … …

Damn. I hate these buckles… can’t count for anything in a rough sitch. Oh CRAP!!!

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Huh. Huh huh huh. HA HA HAAA! Phew! And no, if you’re wondering, I am not going crazy. I just escaped from the MOST FREAKING TERRIFYING situation ever! So, about that whole “oh crap” moment, all these things just swarmed around me, so I grabbed the ropes and started pulling myself up. And man, can those things that swarmed me jump, I mean, seriously. NOTHING needs legs like that. So anyway, here I am, pulling myself up from this chasm thing, with all these things jumping after me, trying to do who KNOWS what, and I find this cave, so I’m all like “hey, it’s a better idea then just waiting out on this wall,” so I get in here and go all the way to the back, and these things actually build a wall of glowy stuff, and I don’t move. Like, I barely even breathed. I waited for, like… 5 hours. Dang. So, I waited here for these things to come in and eat me, then they just walk away. Like, they’re only 5 feet away from me, and they just walk away.

Man, I just looked at my watch, it’s REALLY late, but I don’t know if I can ever go to sleep. For now, this is Alexis Owen, signing off, but probably not for too long.

Bye.