Date: 20 April, 2016
Passenger Name: Alexis Owen
Passenger Identification Code: 866523A
Passenger Access Password: ******
Sent Location: UGSA EXPLORER 6; Ebenezer Galaxy
Received Location: Earth

*sigh*

Finally made it to the ground. Sorry it took a while to get back to you, the canyon… sorry, I’m being corrected, the ravine, is pretty dark, it’s got some rocks and stuff down here, and it’s actually softer earth than the stuff on the surface. It took us a while to get down here, it was much much deeper than we anticipated, so we had to actually sleep, suspended in mid-air, on the side of a really deep ravine, and hope we didn’t fall off. So yeah, I totally didn’t have nightmares, and even if I did, (I didn’t, just for the record,) they totally weren’t about falling. Totally.

Anyway, we’re finally at the bottom of the ravine, and my suit light is on, because it’s really, really dark down here. Well, my sensors are on, my sample collecting equipment is out and ready, and I have absolutely no clue what the heck to do. So I’m just gonna walk along this canyon until I find something interesting, then I’m gonna collect a sample, then continue that until I reach the end of the ravine. Which, by the looks of it, is not gonna be too easy. Well, here goes nothing.

BROADCAST FROZEN FOR 63 MINUTES.

Okay, so I found something. It’s this little glow-y thing in the middle of the wall, and it looks like a little kinda vein.Eugh. It’s blue, glow-y, and pulsing. Like, as in a heart. I’m gonna just take a sample here… *tink* *tink* *tink* *squish* Blegh. I pulled it out of the wall, and it squished. Like that Borax slime when you squeeze it between your fingers. I’m just gonna go gag in a corner now… for a while. Anyway, it’s in the little specimen jar, I just put it in one with holes in it so that it could breathe, because I don’t know what the hell it is, so yeah, just gonna tuck that away, and… set. Alright, gonna keep on walking, hopefully I don’t find another one of those things.

BROADCAST FROZEN FOR 374 MINUTES.

Alright-y then. I’ve made it back to the other end of this canyon, collected about seven other samples, and I am seeing more of those squish-things. Now, they could be hazardous, so I’ll just walk back down this cavern and find a place to sleep.

On a whole other topic, I think we’re either on a small planet, or a baseball thrown by a Frizbee player, because the days are much shorter here. But the star that in our galaxy we would call the sun is pretty small, so I’m guessing we’re on the outskirts of town here.

Well, I’m finally sorta far from the blue bio- or botaniluminescent (I’ve never heard that word used either, I just wanted a scientific sounding word for “could be plant life, could be animal life, but it’s glowing.”) I’m just gonna lie down here and go to sleep, then go back to the place we started, then go the other way. *yawn* Well, live long and prosper. Alicia out.

TRANSMISSION HALTED.