Date: 18 April, 2016
Passenger Name: Alexis Owen
Passenger Identification Code: 866523A
Passenger Access Password: ******
Sent Location: UGSA EXPLORER 6; Ebenezer Galaxy
Received Location: Earth

Hi. Alexis again. Today, I’m gonna go to the planet below us, which is either extremely awesome (you know, the whole “exploring a whole new freaking possibly alien infested planet” kinda awesome,) or utterly terrifying. I mean, think of the things that could go wrong: the pod could crash, the whole entire ship could crash, I could have a random heart attack and DIE, I could… Never mind. I’m gonna go down to this planet, and if I think of the stuff that could go wrong, I’m gonna be a veggie (and not a tasty one, either… pity.) Well, I’m gonna get into this here little space suit thingy, hang on a sec.

BROADCAST ON HOLD…

BROADCAST ON HOLD…

BROADCAST RESUMED.

Okay. So I’m back, with this little communicator in this space helmet I’m wearing, and I’m loading into the ship now. It’s… really not that big. It’s this little cyllindrical space ship-looking thing, no outlying wires or anything, like in those other sci-fi shows, apparently that was a health hazard. I don’t know. Pretty safe now, I guess. I’m just gonna strap in and set out, which can be boring, so I’ll just cut the transmission…

BROADCAST ON HOLD…

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BROADCAST ON HOLD…

BROADCAST ON HOLD…

BROADCAST ON HOLD…

BROADCAST FROZEN FOR 190 MINUTES.

REACQUIRING SIGNAL…

BROADCAST RESUMED.

…Okay. Just landed. We waited for, like, five hours (probably less,) then we unloaded and got our special equipment-thingy that helps us with random stuff, and I wanted to stand and look at the environment for a while, but I only got, like, ten seconds (probably more,) when I had to go and set up this tent-thingy to kinda keep us in a little encampment and not run away, I guess. Well, when we got here, it was, like, 10:00 pm, and we set up for about an hour, so I’m gonna get to bed. I’ll eventually send you a photo of this place, when I have enough energy to get the *yawn* ah, the video camera working. When I can do that, I’ll even make a little Instagram Space™ blog and show you all about it. Well, I’m outta here. See you in the morning.

TRANSMISSION HALTED.